Barro

Very good game, i enjoyed it playing for like 20 mins, now I will never play it again probably.
But very fun with friends

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Here's what you do with this game:
Step 1) Buy it on sale for like 50 cents or whatever, and gift a bunch of copies to your friends.
Step 2) Get them drunk, and start taunting them like "I am going MLG at this game, it's the next big thing, you can't beat me."
Step 3) They will play the game for the first time, and say something like "This game sucks and is stupid easy, psh!"
Step 4) Say "Well if it's so easy then let's make things interesting." Bet them hard money on the next race.
Step 5) Absolutely rinse them (Profit!)

Came and bought this whole Barro series in a massive bundle after seeing Sepi's review of the series on YouTube.
Played this game for exactly 46 minutes and unlocked all achievements.
It gave me all these pointless achievements for absolutely no reason....
It even gave me the race win achievements no matter my position in the race.
But that's okay, because after finding the first person view and the mirror and turning them on, the game was fu... oh who am I kidding it still sucked.
All the positive reviews on this game must be from people totally taking the piss...
... and my review is no different.
Top game SC Jogos, 100% (give or take 99%)
Now i've gotta play the rest of the series. Oh joy....

I quite enjoyed the story mode going on purely in my head in these 34 minutes to 100% achievements.

Life is funny.

I'm not sure what to say about this game. It was on sale, and I occasionally like to try racing games, so I decided to give it a shot. I also like to try to get 100% achievements, and that's what turned this game from a racing game into a comedy, but in a good way. You'll just have to try it out for yourself to see what I mean.

This game changed the way i look at life.
The game is based off of a real story, which makes it even better.
The game makes you feel like life is a little road around and around.
The only time you fail, is when you fall off track.
But you can restart anytime, which is realistic.
This game is implifying that you can always start over in life and still succeed.
10/10.