Bacon May Die

Good game. 100% completed and I still reminisce about it several months after finishing it. Amazingly simple game with hard to master mechanics. Has an option in settings to turn blood on or off. I recommend off, because it gets in the way of focusing. If 0/10 is a game so bad that playing it makes you want to kill yourself or the developer and 10/10 is a game so good you would hands down tell everyone (even non-gamers) to play it before they die; then this game is 7/10 due to its simplicity in giving satisfaction.
Below is a vojtastruhar steam review:
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10

Great game. Trying to get all the achievements might kill a few nerves, but overall I liked it.

Игра "Bacon May Die" — это яркий пример абсурдной аркады с ироничным сюжетом. Цель — спасти бекон от опасностей, что звучит смешно, но играет роль в её уникальном стиле. Графика минималистичная, но яркая, а геймплей динамичный и немного хаотичный. Юмор здесь на первом месте: от сюжета до врагов, которые выглядят как кулинарные инструменты. Механика проста, но увлекательна — сочетание платформера и головоломки. Однако игра короткая, и повторяемость ограничена. Подойдёт тем, кто ценит нестандартные идеи и не требует глубокой сюжетной линии. В целом — забавно и неожиданно.

Pretty good game. Wish there's more cool stuff to it but still pretty good game.

You whack the crap out of everything and send them flying. Tons of uniforms and weapons to try.

weird ass controls. not really sure how to do anything. playing on steam deck so maybe that's why. pigs IS beautiful tho

Simple yet fun, wish it would have more interesting content though.