Jurassic World Evolution

Jurassic world evolution is a nice lesson which teaches you that your beloved pet dilophosaurus named "Spit on that thang" will eventually die of old age.

After years of playing JWE and JWE2, JWE is much more fun. If you are looking to buy one of them, this is it. JWE 2 is a grindfest and I miss Islands.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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I rage quit.
The only other game to make me do this includes a slice of bread.
It’s all going well ‘til one thing bad happens then the whole park just eats itself.
Save often though, unlike genius girl here, and you’ll be fine.
It’s a charming title regardless.

quite repetitive as a park builder-type game but it's still fun if you like dinosaurs (i definitely do). maxing out all of the missions and making your park 5stars actually feels pretty rewarding and there's incentive to do so.

It's probably the best zootycoon-type of game I've played in a long, LONG time. I really enjoyed this title. If you're someone who still hasn't given it a try, but you like city builder or zoo management sim games--you're missing out.

I will say, the only kinda negative thing I would say about this game is that not all the dinosaurs are available in the base game. You have to buy the DLC's and various packs to get them all. That said, a lot of the dinosaurs added in the packs aren't super unique. A lot of them seem to fall into the same categories as the base game dinos. So, don't feel like you're really missing out if you don't have all the dinos.

Plus, all the dinos you're looking forward to are very likely already in the base game. Stuff like the indoraptor, dilophosauras, indominus rex, brachiosauras, etc. from the movies is already in there. The various packs just add more dinos to appease the people that are REALLY nuts about these guys--and the more power to you if you're one of these people.

Also, the DLC that adds extra maps are worth getting if you've already finished the main narrative and find yourself still wanting more. Stuff like "Return to Jurassic Park" and "Sanctuary" have a new map and narrative to play through. These DLC's also add a couple more dinos and technology/buildings--so it's well worth the price, considering you can add this stuff to the Isla Nublar, which is the sandbox map to do whatever you please with.

Definitely a good game. It deserves all the praise it's gotten these last 7 years. Also, I really enjoy a game that randomly throws in a tornado to spice things up. XD 10/10, I'd do it all over again. Just like Hammond.

the amount of people that have been eaten, crushed, smashed and thrown because of my not very smart actions would probably sum up to a population of a small country