Stripper Anya: Christmas Special

This is actually...completely okay and might be worth buying.
The glaring issues in both games you get when buying Stripper Anya Demon Slayer are addressed. You get the sword throughout the entire game. Movement is more polished and feels less stiff. Don't get me wrong, it's no Double Dragon, no Final Fight, it's not even Combatribes. But it's serviceable. The controls work. If you like women's bodies and beat 'em ups you can have some fun with this. The awful echo effect on the voices that made them hard to understand at times are gone. Subtitles are included in all cutscenes. When something ridiculous is required to damage the boss there is a message on the screen letting you know what to do, unlike the original that has at least two bosses that seem invincible if you don't know exactly how they work. Everything works properly without the weird flickering and constant image changing the originals had with some enemies.
The original games tried to tell goofy stories in a serious manner. They're hit or miss at best. Here the developer fully embraces how cheesy and ridiculous the story is and goes all the way with it with no apologies. It is genuinely enjoyable in its small bursts.
Just about all of the enemies are women with their tits out. That is good. This might lead you to think the boner difficulty is meant as a one hand mode. It is not. Boner difficulty means harder than hard.
Most importantly - you get (kinda) unlimited tiddy bouncing action with the characters in the lap dance room. You have to both pay to unlock girls (with money you pick up in the game) and pay the girls for each dance. It takes three playthroughs to get enough money to unlock them all. Playing on harder difficulty settings does not get you more money. While paying for each dance in a real strip club would make sense, it really doesn't follow video game logic when you're paying for the unlock as well. It should really be one or the other. You don't pay a strip club 50 grand for the privilege of being able to buy lap dances from one girl. If you haven't shot a load when the dance time ends you can extend it at a much lower price. I can confirm that real strip clubs do not operate that way either.
YMMV at full price, but if you like the tits you see in the lap dance pics it's worth getting on sale.