Dark Souls III

would love to say that almost 3 hours into the game I've rage quit to a sick ass boss fight like a dragon or something, but nope... just a big ass tree with testicles, that pisses itself and farts on me
10/10 souls experience, would recommend. (i wanna kms)

Died over 80 times to tutorial boss. Then I died over 70 times to a dude with a katana. Then I died 55 times to a huge monster. But it's okay because i have a cool sword.

dark souls is an educational game in which the skill you learn is how to play dark souls

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I played this after Elden Ring, and going in I thought this game would be tiers below the masterpiece that Elden Ring is. Yet I was completely wrong, this game not only holds it ground but holds up very well almost a decade after release. Stunning visual locations, good enemy/boss variety and expansive combat. This game is incredible and I loved exploring each new area looking for the next boss to take down. Truly a must play in the souls series for anyone.

First of all, this is NOT a game.
THIS IS ART!
This game is probably top 5 my favorite game. I liked 1st and 2nd part, but compared to this one, they are not even close.
Ignoring difficulty to actually complete the game, but options, locations, lore, bosses, combat animations, music, everything is just PERFECT.
Cannot explain my emotions playing this game. I actually liked ending and I am 100% going to complete all achivments and endings, since this game has 3, and you cannot decide which one is better than the other.
This game is MUST if you are a gamer, and this one is 10/10. Total recommendation and test your nerves, patience and, dare I say, skill :D
Good luck playing it and finishing it. TOP GAME and cannot wait to play ELDEN RING!

The Journey Concludes ...
Straight after the second game , Dark Souls III is installed and quickly start making my way through the first area... Game feels much smoother, sounds much better and my god the visuals are breathtaking, i feel its like seeing for the first time, like now i am properly seeing and what i did before was just preparing myself for this visual masterpiece... Not long ahead Gundyr and the first Boss fight starts ... and it feels amazing , feels like home... The excitement for what is to come fills my heart and makes me eager to progress, impatient to see and experience as much as possible as soon as possible. Lothric Walls, Undead Settlement, Road of Sacrifices , my screenshot library filling faster that the enemies falling from my blade. Exploring every corner, reading every item description, enjoying the view, talking to every NPC , enjoying myself and savoring as much as possible because of the forthcoming unavoidable end of the franchise that limbs closer with every inch of progress i make... And then memories also start kicking in from every single familiar thing ... Solaire, Andre, Siegmeyer, Black Knights, Anor Londo, Silver Knights, Gwyndolin, Artorias, Sif, no chest ahead, Earthen Peak, Dragonslayer ... Memories bringing me back to the previous games, my struggles but also most importantly all their amazing moments too. I will miss these games, i will miss the excitement for the unknown adventures lying ahead... Keep progressing and i see slowly the game preparing me for its end, arcs finishing, plots wrapping up and not long before, i find myself at Archdragon Peak ringing an ominous bell... Cutscene and then one of the most epic, if not the most epic, intro of every Boss, Nameless King, the firstborn himself riding on a dragon... The fight might have been difficult , but i dont want to finish it, i can feel that the end is near... Doing my duty and overcoming him, predicting that the final boss is next, i decide i should start the DLCs ... Snowy struggles and constant test of my skills keeps reminding me that the game still has more to offer and some more left in it to challenge me with... Friede and her father's arc shows me the power love holds, no matter the circumstances... Midir reminds me of Kalameet and the git gud philosophy for one last time... Gael, now freed after our encounter, shows me what i have to do, bring a closure to the game and its story, finish what he started...And there i stand , in front of that breathtaking Dark Sign, with the experience of the whole franchise behind me, pushing me forward for one last time, against all those that came before me, against Gwyn and against my own past selves... The fight, as befitting to its importance amazing, the soundtrack behind it giving everything it got and making me understand how high the stakes are and ultimately prepare myself for my time without Dark Souls in it anymore... And then its just me and the Dark Sign, alone in a world of ash thinking back on everything i achieved, wanting to forget everything so i can relieve them and above all feeling proud... what some might find it silly, me finding it a life lesson... When i started the trilogy i was in need of some strength and courage irl... and i feel that these games helped me towards that , so not only i thank them for their gameplay and plot, but for also the lessons that they reminded me, courage - persistance - patience and so many more... I cant recommend this trilogy as much as it deserves and still cant thank myself enough i chose to experience this journey...
Thank you to FromSoftware, to Mr Miyazaki, to Bandai Namco and all the people that helped alongside this journey, the comments, the messages - even the bloodstains... I really hope Bloodborne and Demon Souls come to PC one day, if they do i will be there ... Solaire , i finally found my sun ...
Dont give up skeletons, dont dare go hollow, but keep pushing forward, one more area, one more opponent, one more bonfire ... Because such is our fate ...
Praised be the Sun