BEAR, VODKA, STALINGRAD!🐻

This game promised me:
Bears - Delivered
Vodka - Delivered
Stalingrad - Delivered
The DLC promised me:
Balalaikas - Delivered
Iosif - Delivered
All in all, 10/10. It does exactly what it says on the package, and you can run it on a toaster.

1 elephant went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
2 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
3 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
4 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
5 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
6 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
7 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
8 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
9 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
10 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
11 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
12 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
13 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
14 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
15 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
16 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
17 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
18 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
19 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
20 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
21 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
22 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
23 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
24 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
25 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
26 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
27 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
28 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
29 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
30 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
31 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
32 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
33 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
34 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
35 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
36 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
37 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
38 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
39 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
40 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
41 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
42 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
43 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
44 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
45 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
He found it such enormous fun
That he called for another elephant to come.
46 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
47 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
48 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
That they called for another elephant to come.
49 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.
50 elephants went out to play
Upon a spider's web one day
They found it such enormous fun
But there weren't any more elephants to come.

Bear is shoot yes vodka ahh russia stalin is im stalin now. Did you know that the bear represents the communist party and Im also communist? also france is dead now

The most sickesst most insane badass game made game ive ever seen if you dont buy youre probably stupid and smell like Sheiit

this game changed my life, it helped me over come the depression i got in vietnam after i was attacked by the vietcong. because of this game i was able to get it up again and my abusive marriage was recovered i almost had a crippling divorce but u made me a new man. when my father found out im pro he finally accepted me as his child and let me back into the will. i was borderline suicidal before this game, one day on a cloudy grismby day i climbed up the nearest shitty feres wheel and was about to jump when i saw an advert for this game on the wall of a building. on god this shit changed me, my kids used to have zero game, i'm talking kier stamer levels of rizz, i actually considered euthanising them several times due to raw dissapointment, but then they hopped on this game and actually started to get themselves some nigel farage skibidi chungus crewmate levels of game, they were pulling 10/10 fruitsnacks baddies everywhere, sike, that mf clapped ah hell, you already know they were pulling 10/10 mewtwo build goth baddies who now give them mommy asmr and stomp on their balls when they want, i am so proud of them. Thank you developer of Bear, Vodka, Stalingrad! I love you so much, daddy is proud of you xx

A fully loaded Russian bear with vodka? This I like!

Looking to kill some time and Nazis? This is the only option. Drink your way to victory comrade!