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Meet the Lionhearts.
A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they’re destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and a wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world… if they don’t burn it down first.
- Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin’ partners in crime.
- Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
- Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World’s Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.
- Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
- Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.
Game Discussion
Steam User 1
This is a fun game that does not take itself seriously. Graphically, it was ... well pretty ugly, even for 2003 standards, mostly due to low quality textures, not the models themselves. Music and voice acting were good, especially for its time. Humor is a bit weird ... on the British side, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Ran on linux with no issues, other than it showing like a picture inside picture as it did not stretch to the screen full size.
Steam User 0
So to be clear, I never grew up with this game and the comedy didn't always click with me, but it is just so bloody bizarre and reminiscent of old games I did grow up with that I can't hate it.
A shame it is no longer available on here anymore.
Steam User 0
Yes its an old game, played it back in the day and played it again 2026, it is still fun to play with funny dialog and and some very funny animations to the characters, the good guys and the band guys , and every game should have exploding barrels like they have in Armed and Dangerous, If you have not played it what are you wating for, there is lots of shooting, and a story line of sort, this game is a fun relaxing shoot out, nothing complicated, it runs well on Windows 11, it is dated graphic wise, but still fun, recommended to put a smile on your face. :)
Steam User 0
This game does not have the best game mechanics, but it is really fun and has great voice acting and music. I highly recommend playing it if only for the silly dialogue.
Steam User 0
I really enjoy this very science-fantasy comedy, well most of all humor and laughter because the last video game that was very fill with giggling was Borderlands and now I loved to start playing this gesture game very beautiful hopefully some of you will like to buy this soon.
Steam User 0
Throwback to a simpler and more enjoyable time. I miss these types of games. Runs perfect for me a lot of people seem to have issues though so be warned. Peak humor.
Steam User 0
I bought this game when it came out. I think it is from the same devs behind Giants Citizen Kabuto. I liked that game more than this one but I still had fun with Armed and Dangerous.