Fuck You Witch
Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.
If your Mom is home and there is no way to yell obscenities at the witch, then you can disable this function.
But make sure to wear headphones, because the main character will swear at your behalf, and the chance of getting a bollocking from your parents is very high.
Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste… well, you’ll see for yourself.
Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.
Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.
Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.
1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.
2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.
3. The game is a walking simulator.
4. Hidden objects.
5. Interesting storyline.
6. Average time to complete the game: 2:00:01
Note! The game features machine translation into the following languages:
– French
– German
– Spanish
– Portuguese (Brazilian)
– Chinese (Simplified)
– Korean
– Polish
– Japanese
Game Discussion
Steam User 5
The best way to learn russian nowadays, blyat
Big compliments to the developer! I expected a very bad shitpost, and i got a very good shitpost. Now i want a serious horror game from him, he definitely have the skills
Steam User 4
Fuck You Withc is an experimental game that revolves around a unique mechanic—cursing into your microphone. While this concept is intriguing and adds an original twist, the execution leaves much to be desired. The gameplay, graphics, and plot are fairly standard, nothing groundbreaking.
However, the game delivers on humor, which seems to be its main goal. The voice acting of the protagonist and the witty item descriptions, especially in Russian, provide some genuinely funny moments. If you’re looking for a quick, amusing experience, this game can be a good choice, as it only takes about two hours to complete.
Despite its flaws Fuck You Witch is worth checking out, and I look forward to seeing what Beshbarmak Games comes up with next. Best of luck to the developers!
Steam User 2
This was actually one of my favorite games ever so far! It was my exact personality. Hilarious, witty, scary, easy, and fun! Everything was well done and creative. One million percent recommend!
Steam User 6
This game was was an absolute blast! Laughed my ass off the entire time.
My community gave this game an average of 8.1 /10
Steam User 5
This game's so damn amusing and fun to play! 10/10
Steam User 1
Not the best 5 bucks I've spent on some game, but definitely not the worst. It was entertaining, plus you can learn a bunch of russian swear words if you want. More fun if you use the mic, but still gets kinda tedious. Pick it up on sale and you likely won't be disappointed.
Steam User 5
"Huinya iz pod konya" was my favorite. Looking forward to more games from this studio!