Escape Room – Der kranke Kollege

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Looks like a 90s game
✅ Looks like it was made in MS Paint
☐ Not ugly, just confused
☐ Looks fine
☐ Really cool to look at
☐ Too real, scared me
☐ My eyes hurt

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Fell asleep playing
☐ Walk around and do nothing
☐ You could play it... or not
☐ Sometimes fun
✅ Fun and smooth
☐ “One more game” turned into 5AM

---{ Audio }---
☐ No sound, just pain
☐ Someone found free music and said “perfect”
✅ It's okay
☐ Not bad, not special
☐ Caught myself vibing… oops
☐ Gave me a headache

---{ Audience }---
☐ For babies
☐ For teens who scream on Discord
✅ For that one cousin who plays anything
✅ Adults pretending they don’t play games
☐ For your grandma with gamer hands

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Runs on a calculator
✅ Potato-friendly
☐ Normal PC is fine
☐ Hope your PC doesn’t start smoking
☐ Must sell kidney
☐ NASA PC only

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Smaller than your memes folder
✅ You won’t even notice it
☐ Not big, not small
☐ A bit heavy
☐ Might delete 3 games just to fit
☐ My PC said “nah, bro”

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just move forward
☐ Chill and easy — no stress here
✅ Simple but can get hard
✅ Brain required
☐ Rage warning: throwables nearby
☐ Suffering simulator

---{ Grind }---
✅ Nothing to grind
☐ Only matters if you care too much
☐ You can ignore the grind
☐ Kinda boring after a while
☐ Feels like doing chores
☐ Welcome to Grind Simulator

---{ Story }---
✅ What story?
☐ Lore hidden in the bathroom walls
☐ Nothing special, but not trash
☐ It told a story... kinda
☐ Makes you feel things
☐ Better than HBO

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Blink and it’s over
✅ Shorter than a TikTok scroll session
☐ Enough for a weekend
☐ Took many hours
☐ Still stuck. still loving it

---{ Price }---
✅ Free = instant W
☐ Not bad, didn’t regret buying
☐ Better when it's on sale
☐ Only buy if bored
☐ Should’ve bought food instead
☐ Just burn the money

---{ Bugs }---
✅ Works fine
☐ Some funny bugs
☐ A few annoying ones
☐ Kinda broken
☐ Bug simulator

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1 – Never again
☐ 3 – Meh
✅ 5 – Mid
☐ 7 – Would play again
☐ 9 – Almost perfect
☐ 10 – I love it

Fun game with an intriguing story to uncover i recommend playing with at least one friend who has adhd and wanders off just for even more entertainment

This game was so fire, i gooned to the guy who voiced the recorder in the medical room. Would play again.

Very Very Nice like mush (best of luck to anyone who attempts to plat this game the Do Ra Mi will make u want to take a long walk off a short bridge) Having autism will benefit you when it comes to completing this game. 10/10 would recommend.

all these people hating prolly just be dumb af... we've finished it (w my friend) in about an hour. great experience, but you shouldn't give up once it gets harder.

The puzzles in this game are not easily solvable, and the uselessness of the hints provided by the hint system adds more insult to injury. It's also unclear to me why certain objects in the room are controllable by the player, like the red wine bottle for instance, or the stack of the plastic boxes in one of the corners.

I only played Barbara's Secret because I couldn't play multiplayer on the Sick Colleague but I loved it, although I feel like there is room for a part two.
I love how it has an actual story line unlike the other escape rooms I play.
I recommend if you enjoy puzzles.