Slam Fighter II
SOME SEEK TO DESTROY IT,
OTHERS TO USE ITS POWER…
The Philosopher’s Burn, the most legendary put down in history, is the prize as the world’s best trash talkers face off in the diss battle of the millennium!
Slam Fighter II by Team Dogpit is a 2d rhythm/fighting game in which the combatants reduce each other’s hitpoints by delivering well-timed putdowns to the beat of a pulsing retro-style original soundtrack.
OH SNAP!
GAMEPLAY SO HOT YOU’LL NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
Talk smack as one of six fully voiced elite trashtalkers. School your opponent by typing insults to the beat — the better your flow, the sicker the burn!
Insult your way to the top in single player Campaign Mode
Clown on your friends in local hotseat Versus Mode
Plug in a second keyboard and use it as a second controller in Versus Mode, meaning your friends can’t trip you up by typing on their own keyboard during your turn!
Featuring 10 all-new EDM tracks by Screaming Color
New in Slam Fighter II Steam Edition!
Each character has different strengths and weaknesses! See if you can master them all!
Your diss actually has to be a real word! Get ready to talk smack on the fly!
Completely rewritten engine with the best beat detection ever seen in a verbal throwdown!
Completely new performances with audio quality so good you’ll swear you’re being insulted in real life!
Need to step away for a moment? You can pause the game! WOW!!
Achievements, leaderboards, and a good old fashioned high score table!
Different resolution options! Want to play windowed but larger than 640×480 resolution? Go for it!
Six different stage backgrounds that pulse in time with the music. Don’t like flashy moving backgrounds? You can disable them!
Gallery where you can unlock profiles and character art!
And way more!
Game Discussion
Steam User 6
Such a nice change of pace. After decades of games where two sides square off with fists and feet, there's finally a game available who prefer to punch a person right in their ego instead. Sharpen your mind daggers, study your insult dictionaries... oh, and brush up on the accuracy of your typing. Maybe hit the ol' gym with Mavis Beacon. Only then will you be ready.
Steam User 6
Good training for the professional comment section warrior. Funny voice acting and premise.
The timing for responding to attacks seems easier than inputting your own. Even after running the sync setup.
Steam User 10
Within five minutes of purchasing and launching this game, both my monitors shut off suddenly, my headphones stopped working, and then I spilled sweet tea all over my desk, turning my mouse and keyboard into a sweet sticky mess. This game is undoubtedly the vector for some awful Texan curse. Game itself is pretty fun though.
Steam User 3
I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this game. The answer, it turned out, was AWESOMENESS. Hands down the best rhythm insult-typing fighting game you will ever play.
Steam User 1
A goofy game with an interesting concept. Takes a little getting accustomed, too, but is fun to play once you get the hang of it. Definitly want to come back and spend more time with it to see what new levels bring.
Steam User 2
Moving In Together Simulator 2017 is a rad competitive game that focuses on quick wits and even defter hands and its rad to give some of that passive aggreession an outlet!
Steam User 4
The best way to improve your typing skills and insults since Mavis Beacon Throws Shade.