One-armed cook

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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*open the game* grab the fire extinguisher hit every customer with the fire extinguisher laugh my ass off *close the game*

Dont know how i lost my right arm but its not bad jerking off with my left arm. 10/10

I made my friends try this game because I was bored, wanted to try something different, and I never thought that a game under 1 GB and with insanely simplistic graphics could be SO GOOD. It's damn fun co-op and doesn't bore me whatsoever. i love hitting pans on my customers and frying the rats too. There is quite good diversity in this game even without the DLC's which makes it even more fun nonetheless. Except for the bugs in cook-off mode, eveything else is BOMB. 10/10 recommmed to play with friends. I never thought I would be detailed reviewing a free game. too good!

Glitched out of the map, lost my torso and arms with that, became a magician and made every box i touch disappear, and for the last moment i went for a swim and ended up in a unending fall under the map. Would rate the game 10/10

good game; you start playing with friends-start knowing how you play-start screaming at friends wy they cant do the job good!-be good in game-dont play for half a year-repeat

i was able to create a rat ecosystem in a deep fryer while at the same time feeding a village. 10/10 even better with friends bc youll lose ur mind