Garden Variety Body Horror – Rare Import
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)
Back of CD case reads:
HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?
Find out! In…
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!
Features
- Japanese dubs and English subs
- Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
- 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
- Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
- Puzzles of the cryptic kind
“A great gift for any 7 year-old!”
- H. Mason, responsible parent
“No human typewriters – 0/10 stars.”
- Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian
Steam User 2
Time is wrong. Played offline.
If youve not played this devs other games, youre in for a real treat cuz they have 2 more in the same vein. Each one unique. Clunkily 90s inspired. BUT it actually works. It can be completed.
The art style and heavy pixel art really works for this type of game. Tank controls. Silly menus and strange choices of UI and inventory.
Its a worthwhile experience and I always enjoy seeing another release from this talented dev.