Granny Simulator

baby: throws grenade at grandma
grandma: throws chair at baby
baby: tries to run
grandma: throws baby
10/10 would yeet kids again

honestly, i was in a pretty dark place before i found this game. i was a 5'3 loser,my wife left me, my kids cut contact with me and my dog hates me. but then, i was scrolling through the steam store and found this game and my life has changed, im a 6'11 king, i remarried (prime) megan fox and i have two lovely kids, and i also masturbate every night to the grandmother (the hips dont lie)
10/10 truly, honestly, and undoubtedly a masterpiece.

I mean, Its pretty good, The granny AI is super advanced and its fun to play with friends. Its a worthwhile experience and i plan to play more

"Granny Simulator" is one of those games that sneaks up on you, offering an experience that is both hilariously absurd and oddly endearing. At first glance, it may seem like just another quirky, offbeat simulator, but there’s something truly special about it that keeps you coming back for more.
In "Granny Simulator," you step into the shoes of an elderly woman navigating her way through a chaotic, cartoonish world. It’s a simple premise: as Granny, you must try to carry out everyday tasks, like preparing meals, cleaning, or evading your mischievous grandkids. But it’s the unpredictability and the sense of freedom that make this game so memorable.
The humor in this game is so perfectly absurd, you can’t help but laugh at the nonsensical situations you find yourself in. From flying through the air after an accidental collision with a broom to throwing objects around in a clumsy attempt at cleaning, every action feels exaggerated in the best way possible. There’s a joy in the chaos, in just embracing the uncontrollable nature of the game. It’s like living in a slapstick comedy, where every moment has the potential for something unexpected.
What really makes "Granny Simulator" shine, though, is its heart. It’s the charming little details that transform this seemingly silly game into something endearing. Granny may be fumbling through tasks and occasionally being outwitted by her clever grandkids, but there’s an underlying sense of love and care for her family. The game cleverly taps into the universal feelings of wanting to take care of those we love, even if we aren't always perfect at it.
The graphics, though simple, add to the game’s whimsical nature. The soft, pastel color palette and exaggerated animations enhance the lighthearted atmosphere, making every moment feel like a playful cartoon. And the sound design — from Granny’s grunts to the background music — perfectly complements the silly antics unfolding on screen.
"Granny Simulator" may not be a game for everyone, but for those who appreciate humor, chaos, and a little bit of heart, it’s a delightful escape. It’s the kind of game you play to unwind, to laugh, and to remember that sometimes, it’s okay to be a little clumsy and imperfect — as long as you’re doing it with love.
10/10.

Really fun to play with a good friend. the game doesnt offer much, but it definitely does offer you some giggles and good moments

great game! i think it'd be a nice addition to the gameplay if granny could eat through the drywall

"TIMMY! GRANDMA WANTS A HUG" is something i never thought i'd be screaming at the top of my lungs while playing a game with my friend and yet here we are.