Hentai Oppai
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Hentai Oppai is a relaxing puzzle game.
Enjoy the beauty girls picture and relaxing music to complete the puzzle.
Watch the full picture after completing the puzzle.
features
- Beauty girls picture
- Relaxing music
- Full picture
Steam User 0
You can't go wrong with Oppai's and this game knows it. Good game, Really good art and good music. What more could you want from a hentai game? Worth the buy
Steam User 0
The girls are kinda thicc, but you will be done with it in 5 minutes. But I got it for almost nothing, not too bad I guess
Steam User 0
Hentai oppai is a puzzle slider, that is a really cool game, gameplay is good, graphics are the best and pickup and play, Hentai oppai is highly recommended.
+awesome graphics
+a lot replay value
+amazing gameplay
+solid controls
+great unlockables
10/10
Steam User 10
Overview
Anyone on Steam who's ever played a game beginning with Hentai already knows that the game in question will either be some sort of puzzle which the player can either arrange the tiles in no order, a sliding puzzle where the player must make strategic use of a vacant tile to complete the puzzle, or a connect three game to make progress towards seeing anime tiddies... And in the unlikely event that the reader hasn't played such a game, then chances are they've seen a review from someone on their friends list. (Usually it's that person with the anime girl avatar. You know you're friends with at least two of such people!)
In the unlikely event that the reader has never played one of the many Hentai games that pervade Steam (and how is that not yet possible?), Hentai Oppai is a casual puzzle game where the player arranges tiles in any order they choose to complete the puzzle, and see anime tiddies! Excited yet? Then go and buy the game. The rest of this review is for the developer, but the reader can continue reading if they so choose. The author disclaims liability for the reader getting hauled off to the nut house in a straightjacket if they're caught doing something so insane as to read a detailed review of an anime tiddy puzzle game.
Graphics and Sound
The graphics do what they need to, but the girls could have been better. Most of the characters have disproportionately large breasts, but there's few exceptions, and the girls have registered readings ranging from 4.9 to 7.1 on Il Pallino's Kawaii-O-Meter.
Like with any anime tiddy puzzle game, the music is either going to be classified as lounge or ambient, and the music to Hentai Oppai very much fits the ambient genre of easy listening.
Positives
Anime tiddies... 'Nuff said? Okay, the author will mention this: The game's low price is enough to serve as a "stocking stuffer" for Christmas if someone wants to buy one of their friends something for less than a buck yet doesn't want to spend dollars buying more professionally-developed games (or foil cards) for that someone special on their friends list.
Negatives
For a game with Hentai in the title, there's not many puzzles that feature nudity, so Hentai Oppai won't be "hentai" enough for some players.
Any Steam user who isn't a fan of any sort of anime girl games that thinks that games with the word Hentai in the title are all the same will be done justice by Hentai Oppai. (However, anyone who does like anime girls will enjoy having Hentai Oppai for the sake of completing their collection.)
Conclusion
This author must take the opportunity to curse Steam's algorithm that allows for in-game achievements to be counted on their profile, along with the developer to release market items. (e.g. Trading cards, profile backgrounds, and emoticons.) Sure developers dedicated to satisfying the algorithm are going to be gifting tons of free copies of Hentai games to Steam curators, but does anyone realize how hard it is for the likes of this author to try and stay objective and original after playing so many games who's most tangible difference is the pictures of the anime babes?
If anyone has read this far, they don't get a prize. The reader merely gets told to either buy Hentai Oppai or place the game on their wishlist to help with satisfying the algorithm. (Players who do wishlist this game may very well find it gifted to them one day.) Anyone who has purchased this game is encouraged to read a review just for the sake of satisfying the algorithm. Steam users who choose to write a review that's only one sentence long are advised to be as humorous as possible so that readers will vote their review as "funny" instead of "unhelpful."
The honest word of Il Pallino... OR ELSE!
This review made possible through the generosity, consideration and contribution of Review Experts(REXnetwork) and the developer/publisher.
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Steam User 1
The only thing I can say is, the artwork is crazy.
If you like big ones, I mean like really really "SUGOI DEKAI", you will also like this.
Steam User 3
Cute face - ✓
Boobs - ✓
Chill music - ✓
Fast achievements - ✓
one hand - ✓
Cheap - ✓
5/5
Steam User 0
game short but booba big. The trade off is good.