Poop On 2020 Simulator
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Poop On 2020 Simulator is the most realistic poo-throwing simulator made in decades. Take your frustrations out, not on your friends and family but on the true source of all your grievances, the year 2020.
Key features:
- Super-sticky softbody physics that will make you question if you’re actually throwing your own feces. (SPOILERS: you’re not, this is a video game.)
- 50 WHOLE Steam achievements to unlock and discover
- ZERO ability to control the camera
- A calming soundtrack to soothe the tortured soul
- Barely concealed secrets that extend your gameplay, possibly, by several minutes
- Super secret 2021 MODE!
- Politicians that you CAN throw!
- COVID-19 that you can flush down the toilet!
- SNOW that only appears between December and February! TAKE THAT, RED DEAD ONLINE!
- Audio commentary that lasts almost 10 times longer than the game itself
The first public game offering by G.A.M.E. Games (Graphic and Mechanic Experimental Games), Poop On 2020 Simulator is the game you never asked for but really needed all along.
Steam User 16
Urination and defecation galore! Worth the price if you have a kid that loves bathroom humor. Human ingenuity has lead to moon landings and also...this.
Steam User 16
The great thing about computers is that they do more than just compute. Sure it's binary positions of electrons and circuits, but put them together in a great enough fashion, and you can emulate and/or simulate near anything. When Tesla and Faraday and Edison and Lovelace and the rest of the electromagnetic and computational originators brought forth unto the world their discoveries, could they have even imagined such a use? Perhaps nay. But were they themselves, the discoverers of electric wonders, defecators? Absolutely so. And so in playing this simulation, the gamer is transported into the common unifying humanistic biological mechanism made emotional release: pooping. You see, everyone does it. From your closest lover to your most vehement enemy. Find a species under the biological tree of life? Near 100% chance that organism shares in the evacutory experience. But not everyone is given the opportunity to spray ones own biological creation across the polished "thrones" of which are a staple in our ("Western") lives. And when in one's lived conscious history, they come across an arbitrary labeled set of 365 consecutive days, but within which such a label of time, vast sadnesses, anger, frustrations, grief and obstacles have presented themselves to the individual (or, more accurately, whole global society), then that label of time takes on the emotional angst of the events set within it therein. As such, this simulation, this game, this spawn of creation at the cusp of the unfolding of the original big bang until now - 2020 AD - allows an individual (and perhaps eventually - a whole global society), to safely, yet effectively doo what nature has ultimately allowed us to doo: poop on 2020 to create a balance in the world, and prepare for shittier days ahead, yes, as well as for the fruits of our labor, seeded in the shit and compost of the past, for a better tomorrow.
Steam User 9
I hope they make a s$*%load of money with this game. That was the most relaxing bathroom brake I took in the entire year.
Steam User 9
I pooped, a lot.
Steam User 4
I shit on my boyfriend's chest sometimes LMAO thanks for making a video game gizzy13gazza
Steam User 6
משחק חירבונה
Steam User 6
Game of the Year material here, it's nice to hurl poop and piss all over 2020! I look forward
to any updates.