DayZ

> Join first server on first life
> Loot a few buildings
> Stab a zombie
> Oh ♥♥♥♥ the sun is setting
> Build a fire to stay warm
> Two heavily armed german guys appear out of thin air. Offer me food and water
> Yes please
> Start violently throwing up and pass out
> Wake up handcuffed and without clothes
> "You wont be getting out of this alive" -evil german guy
> They cure me
> Proceed to feed me more food and water
> Pass out again, wake up
> Get beaten to death
10/10 would recommend

bought game. was offered tomatoes from a man with a gun, picked a tomato he shot me in the back. 3k hours later still hunting this man.

if you see this man tell him i'm looking for him

> Negotiate indentured servitude with a fresh spawn
> Handcuff him and make him clear buildings for me
> Slow drip him equipment for doing a good job
> Set him free
> Adventure together for an hour
> He kills me with a rock
> Run into him again (he has my gun now)
> Now i'm the slave :(
10/10 they grow up so fast

Wake up in a field, no clue where I am.
Hear distant gunfire, decide to run the other way.
Spot a guy cooking steak over a fire, he offers me a piece.
We bond over our shared love of survival and hatred for zombies.
Ten minutes later, he “accidentally” shoots me while showing off his new rifle.
He panics and promises to fix me up.
Pass out.
Wake up, no steak, no friend, just betrayal.
11/10, trust no one.

Official servers are sadly a joke, LOADED with hackers. Dayz needs to take this MUCH more seriously, buy hacks online and then reverse engineer them to defeat the hacks. Otherwise a terrific game to play solo or with a small group.

This Game is tedious and time consuming. Most of my playtime has been spent in queue waiting to get into a server. However, it offers a unique experience not offered by any other survival game out there. U can play it so many ways. My personal favorite is playing on adventure servers and trying to make a friend or two before I leave the coast and gear up. If I'm in the mood I'll betray some one and eat them as a snack. If I'm feeling froggy I'll kill everybody on sight in hopes that they uninstall it as I have.
My favorite map was Namalsk. One night I met a dude from another country named Antonio. We had the sickest run together. Killed a bunch of people. Hunted animals, fished, and filled our bellies by the fire while talking about how the world is lately and just random stuff... until he was taken from me. He died right next to me mid sentence. I'll never forget that run tho bro R.I.P. I wonder if after he died, he was staring at his screen wondering how I made out. I killed the dude that got him. I talked mad $h!4 as I hunted him through the trees and into a nearby building, because I was genuinely pissed. After killing the guy, I took Antonio's Mosin and went deeper south. Alone there, I got more loot, hunted more animals, did some fishing and warmed up by a fire. But it wasn't the same without the buddy I had made. Later, I ultimately died of an infection after getting bit by a wolf. I died cold and alone under a starry sky.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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good luck not getting shot