Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 300
Paddle your balls! Explore the vast hypergalaxies in the year 3000 or so to become the ultimate paddle champion of love and paddle skill. Upgrade your stats, learn new abilities, cast devastating spells and put someones underwear on your head while riding a swamp beast! Fulfill your destined purpose of romancing paddles through the ancient art of video table tennis! Plus! the first video table tennis role playing game to have full voice acting by Mark Meer (Commander Shepherd, Mass Effect). Nothing says "Aw baby!" like some steamy romance between Video Table Tennis Paddles. Believe me. Nothing. The dynamic patented "PaddleTalk™" dialog system will allow you to have deep and meaningful (albeit short and to-the-point) conversations with various boss paddles you encounter throughout the hypergalaxies. Upgrade your charisma and sweet talk those paddles to form rich, lasting relationships.
Steam User 2
So I was suggested this mysterious game from a friend to be surprised that it’s the familiar game of Pong that was released in 1972 in arcades along with other games such as Space Invaders, Asteroids, and Breakout. But it was actually originally released on the Magnavox Odyssey under the alias of “table tennis.” Fun little tidbit going off topic a bit Pong was the first ever video game, but back to HYPERGALACTIC PSYCHIC TABLE TENNIS 3000TM it actually puts quite the spin to the cult classic of Pong, and adds many modern additions to the game such as fire. It also adds aging but is referred to as leveling up. There are also interactive environments such as water which interacts with fire abilities which is quite surprising how much realism there is in such a simple spin on the cult classic Pong. The enemies come in many 4 sided shapes such as a square, rectangle, and a bigger rectangle, which I'm glad they added support for different body types. But not to spoil all the deep lore and in depth/realistic feature of HYPERGALACTIC PSYCHIC TABLE TENNIS 3000TM this game is much like in difficulty as this small indie game you may know called “Lacking of Light Souls” or as others may call it Dark Souls.
Final Rating: 7/10
Final Remarks: too much water