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Grandpa has gone mad! collect the cheese and give them to Reeze so he can feed his mouse to get the hell out of the house!
This is a horror fps game that puts you in the shoes of a random guy that has no name, who wakes up in your grandpa’s house. He has gone made and you have to move around the house to collect the cheese, and give them to your step brother Rezee to get the key to open the front door.
This is a joke game made by me, Vander in one day! I used suggestions from my Discord server and made this horrible game 😀
Steam User 6
Game crashes when you win. 10/10 Very rewarding experience.
Steam User 3
Grandpa's Cheese is a game that has been highly anticipated for years, and it does not disappoint. It is an open-world action-adventure game developed and published by Vander for the PC. Released in 2022, it has received critical acclaim for its expansive open world, innovative gameplay mechanics, and stunning visuals. In this review, I will delve into why Breath of the Wild is a masterpiece in gaming and why it has set a new standard for open-world games.
First and foremost, the world of Grandpa's cheese is vast and breathtaking. The game features an open world that is truly open, with no loading screens or artificial boundaries. Players are free to explore every nook and cranny of the world, from the lush forests to the towering mountains to the vast deserts. The attention to detail in the world design is truly remarkable, with each area feeling unique and full of life. The game's art style is also stunning, with vibrant colors and beautiful landscapes that make exploring the world a joy.
The gameplay is equally impressive. The game introduces a new physics-based approach to gameplay, allowing players to interact with the world in ways that were not possible in any previous game. For example, players can use their weapons to collect cheese from the environment. This opens up a wide range of possibilities for puzzle-solving and exploration, making the game feel fresh and innovative.
Another standout feature of Grandpa's Cheese is its dynamic weather system. The weather in the game changes constantly, with darkness, yellowness, and other stuff which is affecting the world and the player's abilities. This adds a layer of realism to the game and forces players to adapt to the changing conditions, making the world feel alive and unpredictable.
In addition to its open world and innovative gameplay mechanics, Grandpa's cheese also features a compelling story and memorable characters. The game follows Cheese collector as he awakens from a century-long slumber to defeat Grandpa Cheese collector and save Ooga booga and the kingdom of Grandpa's cheese. The story is told through a series of gameplay that players uncover as they explore the world, adding depth and emotional weight to the narrative. The characters in the game are also well-developed and endearing, with each one having their own unique personality and motivations.
One of the most impressive aspects of Grandpa's cheese is its sense of freedom and player agency. The game gives players the freedom to approach challenges in any way they see fit, whether it's through walking, jumping, or using deodorant. There are no set paths or linear progression in the game, allowing players to tackle objectives in any order they choose. This level of freedom gives players a true sense of agency and makes every playthrough feel unique.
The game's combat system is also a highlight, with a wide variety of weapons and abilities at the player's disposal. Players can use looking up, look down, and run away to take down their inner demons, as well as special abilities such as use poop bucket and eat your week old pocket dorito for stale calories. The combat is challenging and rewarding, requiring players to strategize and adapt to different enemy types and situations. This adds depth to the gameplay and keeps combat encounters feeling fresh and engaging throughout the game.
Grandpa's cheese also features a robust crafting system that allows players to question their life choices and cry themselves to sleep using ingredients found in their off-brand vintage refrigerator. These items provide various negative effects and probably more negative effects that can aid players in combat or escaping the dread of existance, adding another layer of strategy to the game. The crafting system encourages players to experiment with different lotions when alone, adding depth and customization to their existence.
Another standout feature of Grandpa's cheese is its attention to detail and environmental storytelling. The world is filled with hidden secrets, lore, and lack of parental supervision that add depth and richness to the game. Players can stumble upon ancient traumatic childhood events, hidden guilty pleasures, and quirky manipulating family members that provide insight into the history and lack of self-respect for the player. This attention to detail makes exploring the world feel rewarding and immersive, as there is always something new to discover about my own insufferable existence.
In addition to its single-player experience, Grandpa's cheese also features a robust multiplayer mode that allows players to compete in various self-made challenges such as conversing with women. This adds replay value to the game and encourages players to continue dreaming about ever feeling the touch of a woman who sees them as anything higher than bacteria.
In conclusion, Grandpa's cheese is a masterpiece in open-world gaming. Its expansive open world, innovative gameplay mechanics, stunning visuals, compelling story, and sense of freedom make it a standout title that has set a new standard for players with abysmal social skills. Whether you're a fan of action-adventure games or just looking for an immersive and engaging experience, Grandpa's cheese is a must-play for any low IQ life-form. With its attention to detail, dynamic gameplay, and sense of wonder, it's no wonder that this game has received my acclaim and cemented itself as the best game I will ever play.
(Dev please I wrote this as you demanded please release my family)
Steam User 2
i got this game at first because the idea of it and the look of it made me laugh for like, a solid two minutes, and then i got for a video, and this game was fantastic. cured my depression
Steam User 3
Quite possibly the best game ever created. Only rivaled by Bugsnax
Steam User 8
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Steam User 1
Let's get straight to the point: Grandpa's Cheese is art. This 2022 horror title takes such a simple premise -the “explore spooky maze looking for (number) amount of items while being chased by monster” kind of game we all know and love- but backs it up with outstanding production values and a truly deep and thought provoking narrative. My expectations were already sky high to begin with, but the game somehow exceeded ALL OF THEM. Hope you're not lactose intolerant, because I wanna tell you ALL ABOUT this cheese!
I'm going to be honest, Grandpa's Cheese's gameplay is easily the weakest thing about it; which is still a compliment in my book, because the gameplay is really good. You wake up in an empty building with no idea how you got there. You don't know where you are, you don't know who you are, and the only thing in your possession is a flashlight; which is the only way to pierce the pitch black darkness. Suddenly, you hear a voice, and you can't tell if it's real or in your head. The voice, which is all computerized and distorted, tells you “FiNd ThE CheESe, aNd I WiLL sEt y0U fReE”. The moment the voices stop, you hear a mechanical door open, followed by some very loud and rather frightening shouting. Grandpa is loose. You must run around the maze-like corridors of the building (which, by the way, is randomly generated), desperately searching for the cheese, or Grandpa will inevitably find you and end you. I'm shocked, honestly, at some of the kills in this game. like, I know it has the M rating and all, but a few of those deaths are just brutal. absolutely sickening. I'll give them this though, they ARE creative; especially that one with the metal coat hanger and the nail clippers. If you DO find all the cheese (did I mention you have to find eight of them?), the voice in your head returns, announcing “WEll D0nE. NoW FiNd thE ExiT, iF Y0u CaN...” (the voice is different from Grandpa's voice, if you're wondering) causing a single door to appear somewhere within the labyrinth. The door only stays open for about a minute or two, and if you don't find it in time, you're forever trapped with Grandpa. If you do manage to escape, the second you step outside, you black out. And in a Dementium style twist, you wake up in a hospital bed, surrounded by doctors and surgeons; giving you an impression that maybe the whole being-chased-by-grandpa-and-looking-for-cheese thing was nothing more than a really weird dream. some anesthesia fueled hallucination or something. Until it happens. The voice returns, and gives one final message: “D0n'T tHinK thiS IS oVeR...”. Before you realize what's going on, the doctors put you back to sleep, the screen fades to black, and the credits roll. now, what the heck is going on? I.. don't know. I mean, I can always share MY take on events, but it's all up to interpretation.
Before I discuss any plot theories I have, I've gotta rave about Grandpa's Cheese's production values, because wow, this is SPECTACULAR. Let me tell you, it's been a very long time since I've felt a real sense of wonder when playing a video game. Maybe I'm just a jaded old critic, or maybe games today aren't as good as they were before, but something about them felt missing. It's probably because now, I know how video games are made. I worked at EA for a couple of years (true story), and while it was indeed super awesome seeing how things were behind the scenes, it really ruined the magic. Why am I telling you all these things? well... well, because Grandpa's Cheese brought the magic back. I feel like a little kid again, watching in amazement at all the beautiful images, the almost shocking attention to detail, and the consistent level of creativity, all just makes my eyes go wide in awe. The textures and props are incredibly sharp, almost as real as the real thing. The real time lighting looks gorgeous, and I can't IMAGINE the work it took to make such sophisticated reflections on surfaces. And all of this runs at a solid 240 frames-per-second, without a single hiccup. If that was all the game had to offer, I'd be pretty darn satisfied, but that's only half of it. Grandpa's Cheese is also fully voiced and orchestrated, with some of the greatest talent in the industry. The A-List actors alone are a good reason to buy the game. We're talking Bryan Cranston, Daryl Sabara, Pauly Shore, CHRISTIAN freakin' BALE as GRANDPA?? This cast is absolutely packed!! admittedly, not every performance here was a winner, as I thought James Corden was just kinda being himself; that's not real acting in my opinion. The music production is almost as awe-inspiring, as the full orchestra soundtrack just gives you the chills. I was surprised to see that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir was responsible for the track around the very end, as I thought they were known for only singing hymns or something; so GGs for them to agree to sing dramatically about cheese. My favorite though? The 21 Pilots cover of “Stressed Out”, playing over the credits. “Wish we could turn back time, To the good ole' daaaays... When the momma gaaave us some cheese when we were s t r e s s e d o u t ” .
I would warn you about spoilers here, but this is just how I see the story; however, I am confident that my version of events is accurate. Now, the first thing you'll realize is that even though every new playthrough puts you in the shoes of a different person, they all have something in common. You'll discover that the main characters' professions are things like politicians, news reporters, game journalists, and so on. People who make a living off of other people reacting to their content; and the stronger the reaction, the more moolah they make. That's why so many modern writers bring up controversial subjects, tell half-truths, and actively try to make people angry: because that gets peoples' attention. Well, they took it too far this time, as they caught Grandpa's attention. The really neat thing that makes Grandpa so compelling is that while he's an intimidating antagonist, you also see where the guy is coming from. Back in his forties, he was just a simple farmer, doing an honest day's work every day. Back then, there was no internet; and Grandpa got all the news he needed from the morning paper. But as the years went by, and computers went mainstream, news outlets and media became more aggressive and in your face than ever, and poor Grandpa couldn't stand it. He finally snapped when his dairy stand at the farmers' market was forcefully taken down by a mob of vegan activists. That was his breaking point. He vowed from that day, he'll change the world, back to a time when things actually made sense. He started kidnapping the people who ruined his life, and trapped them in his warehouse; where with his cruel puzzles and games, he proves that all these people desperately trying so hard to get rich and famous is no different than watching a stupid rat run around in a maze, searching for the cheese. Now, you might be thinking that Grandpa's plan makes no sense, or -at least- is a little too ambitious. Grandpa is only one man, and he can only kidnap so many people, so, in the long run, what difference does that make to the media? Well, probably not much in the big picture; but (if you escape) it certainly made a difference to that one person... This quote from Grandpa should summarize everything. “It's not about the cheese, it's about sending THE MESSAGE...”. that is absolutely chilling.
If you're not already downloading Grandpa's Cheese as we speak, then I don't know what more to say. This game is about as perfect as you could possibly hope for; a real legitimate quadruple A title. The gameplay is fun, dynamic, and intense; the graphics are beautiful, the violence and gore are wonderfully disgusting, and the plot and characters are genuinely really really intriguing. Grandpa's Cheese changed my life, and, if you let it, it'll change yours too. You just need to give the cheese a chance.
Steam User 1
this reminds me of the good old days