Calamari Clash
Calamari Clash is a competitive multiplayer versus game in which you duke it out with your friends for victory… and survival.
You play as a Calamartian, a species from an alien world, who along with its companions crash on an unknown planet. The only way to escape from this place is to dash it out against your friends to charge the spaceship’s battery by holding it as long as possible. Only one can escape this mysterious planet, it better be you.
The unknown planet knows a rich environment of pink and purple shades with beautiful but very toxic and deadly water. The flora here is quite unusual featuring things like jumpable flowers and various other power-ups. Of course, like all things beautiful, it is ruined by the debris of your crash!
Key Features
Chaotic Fun
Constant chasing and switching of who is in the lead can lead to some challenging and chaotic fun with your friends.
Comfort First
Play this game from the comfort of your home by inviting friends and relatives to come and play fast-paced sets. It is the ultimate game for the gamer without lots of time for couch games with friends.
Beautiful Environments
Immerse yourself in beautiful forest environments that seem to come from a fairy tale. Just don’t be too distracted to get yourself dashed into the water.
Steam User 20
This game is so good it is always so much fun playing with my friends it only takes 1 or 2 games to get the hang off it i like a lot its me and my friends go to now!
Steam User 11
me like squid squish eat
Steam User 10
Hella fun with friends, only a tad bit clunky but very fun indeed with friends.
Gameplay link: warning everything is in Dutch.
Steam User 4
CALAMARI COOLNESS
I needed more squid
One day i was on youtube watching a youtube video of a giant squid. I was so amazed by it that i wanted some more calamari content in my life so i started looking for it. At first the only thing i found were some weird kinky videos with squids playing with humas, these were quite disturbing so i kept looking for more.
Watch the giant squid video here and be amazed!
The discovery of greatness
Then i found it.... Calamari clash! When i first opened the store page my heart skipped a beat. Never in my life had i seen such amazing artwork and such a dedicated dev team. Without thinking twice i grabbed my wallet for my credit card and then found out the game of my dreams was ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE! I jumped up in the air and started my download.
First impressions
The first time i launched the game I didnt even know what the gameplay actually was like because i didn't look at it yet. as soon as i entered the menu my ears got blissed by the sweet sound of the main menu soundtrack. Oh. My. God.... What a jam. I started getting goosebumps and my body started tingling. When i was ready to start playing i found out I could customise my calamari UwU.
Making myself
I know i haven't told you yet but I am actually a squid myself so as soon as i found out i could make myself in the game i knew what had to be done. I gave my calamari the same skin color and by chance i could also equip him with the same christmas hat as I was wearing at the time! Here is the result of my character:
I beat my mom
After creating my calamari I was finally ready to go into the actual gameplay. I soon found out it was multiplayer only, this could be a problem since I was all on my own. I quickly called my mom to play and she quickly joined. The counted began and the match was about to start. excitement was soaring trough my vains. i quickly got the hang of the extremely intuitive controls and beat my moms ass with ease. My mom got so mad she broke my pc and I cant play anymore. now I'm writing this review on my phone. sadly i cant play Calamari clash here.
Final toughts
My experience with this game was one of the greatest I have ever experienced and i dont think i will experience anything this intense again anytime soon. I can definitely recommend this game! (just dont play with your mom)
0-10
Gameplay
9
Artstyle
8
Replayability
-4(pc broke)
Character customisation
10
Soundtrack
11
GO AND PLAY IT NOW!
Steam User 4
Cute cephalopods, slightly customizable. Quick gameplay with just one mode. Only four maps and only four players in at once. Quite glitchy.
Steam User 8
It's not a trap! It's fun
Steam User 3
I love this game! The colors and music are vibrant, aesthetic and amazing.
My only complaint would be that the game is glitchy at times. Sometimes I get sent back to the main menu when joining a room and sometimes I get stuck. I wish more people played this game!