BoneCraft
Want more sex in your Sci-Fi?
BoneCraft is the first hack-and-slash, RPG shooter game that allows the player to finally “go all the way” with some of the sexiest creatures in the galaxy.
The game follows Captain Fort Worth and his crew of Space Wranglers through sexual encounters with naughty elves and racy robots, battles with Orc hoardes, and the search for the galaxy’s Holy Grail: the Elf Queen and her band of horny minions.
Captain Fort Worth is voiced by legendary voice actor Neil Kaplan, who has voiced such iconic characters as Tychus from the StarCraft® series.
BoneCraft is not just some sci-fi / fantasy sex simulator, but an entire game with story, missions, weapon upgrades, troop advancement, and sex integrated seamlessly into the gameplay like never before. In missions like “Bone and Pillage,” BoneCraft brings a whole new meaning to ‘wingman,’ as Captain Fort Worth will not only try to get laid himself, but make sure his Wranglers get theirs too.
New types of girls and sex positions can be unlocked or purchased by advancing through the storyline. If the player would rather not fight before they get it on, they can visit the Sex Store and find just the right hookup from the hundreds of unique girls.
You start with a rifle, a flamethrower, and a chainsaw sword, but new weapons can be purchased, stripped off enemies, or found hidden in the world., And that’s not all: You’re also able to level up your team’s’s armor and weapons, to create the best Wrangler attack squad in any solar system. You’ll need all the fire power you can get as you take on the crude magic of the Orcs and the overpowering mystical skill of the Elven Army.
Drawn from dregs of the galaxy and put under the command of the drunkest rattlesnake-fucker this side of the Milky Way, the Space Wranglers booze their way from planet to planet in search of the hottest aliens out there.
The story begins with Captain Fort Worth (Neil Kaplan) and his trusty sidekick, Lubbock, cruising through space in their ship the USS Longstreet. As is normal on the ship, they are drinking massive amounts of Jet Fuel, which leads Lubbock to slip and bring up a subject he knows sends Fort into a rage: Elven women. Earlier in Fort’s galactical campaigns he almost had the chance to bone the crown jewel of the galaxy, the Elf Queen, but was foiled by the Elven Army. Since then, Fort has lived with the pain of the only one he ever let get away.
Lubbock’s mention of the Elves throws Fort into a drunken driving rage, and he sends the ship hurtling into an asteroid belt, putting it on a collision course with a hostile planet.
The Wranglers crash-land on the planet, and find it inhabited by an Orc tribe who they very quickly try to enforce their interstellar extinction policy on. Fort soon discovers that the Orc tribe is not only led by an old friend of his, but that the planet is also harboring an Elven Brothel run by the Elf Queen herself. Reluctant to share this info with his old friend, Fort is forced to go to war to find the secret of the Elven Brothel’s location.
With his sights set on the prize, not even the Elven Army, Dick Monsters, or mutinous Wranglers will stand in the way of Fort mounting his great white whale.
Steam User 619
The peak evolution of steam
Steam User 154
First let me say, the devs are great, and helpful. I had bought this game ages ago from their website, and they respond fast, and are friendly, really seem to want their customers happy.
As for the game itself, right off the bat, if you enjoy the Warcraft/Starcraft Blizzard Art Style, you''ll be right at home here. It really looks like some of the blizzard artists made the world and its characters. The game itself is for people who have a sense of humor, theres a ton of referances to sci fi and fantasy, like obviously orcs that look like they are from World of Warcraft, and skins for your sexbot that is like C3PO, or Robocop. The gameplay itself is much like a action RPG, there are things to unlock, weapons and such, new sex positions, etc.
Bottom line if you want your porn with gameplay, and a fun little world to adventure in, you can't go wrong with this game. In terms of quality, it stands up there with House Party, for how the devs have took this game seriously and not just phoned in a game like many of the mindless adult games on steam.
Steam User 82
The best way to describe this game would be 1 part cheesy porno with one part Duke Nukem humor all wrapped up in a classic World of Warcraft design style. It is not for everyone but it is fun to play and very funny.
Steam User 39
first off. If you somehow bought this game not realizing its a Sexual Parody Game. I do not feel sympathy. If you read the title and saw the description its pretty obvious what the intention of this game is. If you like Cheesy 80's Movies and Cheap one-liners this is the game for you.
As A female. I do wish there were a way to change the gender of the PC. I do however enjoy the fantasy room. as I can watch orcs have fun all day.
Plot:
Decent. Its a hilarious story about the "Space Wranglers" Looking for the one thing Lonely Space Cowboys never get.(of the most sexual nature)
Handling:
Decent: Controls are not bad. (Just as long as you dont get "Sticky" Keys half way through)
Graphics:
Decent: I found the graphics to be pleasing enough.
Reversible Items(Things that could be Good or Bad):
ORC SEX
ELF SEX
The Pleasure Palace(Fantasy Land)
Steam User 40
I hope bonetown is published on steam as well.
Steam User 97
Thank you Steam for allowing this wonderful game to be on your platform. Bonecraft is an adult action fantasy game inspired by Warcraft and StarCraft that takes place in a planet somewhere in the space in a Sci-Fi universe. You'll be playing in a series of missions, progresing withing the story and upgrading your character, while banging some orcs, elves, and more... It isn't just a porn game, it's more than that. If you are looking for an adult game with explicit sex that also has decent story and hilarious dialogues, this one is for you.
Steam User 35
Warhammer has gone certainly a different direction.
But nothing has changed: You're still getting fucked by Orks